Feb 24, 2006

The Tenth Day

Yes yes y'all. We've been officially evicted for ten days now. And it's time for a round of catch-up.

On Valentine's Day we were kicked out of the home we built with our bare hands and some tricky manuevering on the credit cards. The pirates who plundered us are known as VRAHOS: a development corporation headed up by the twin gods of plague and petulance Steve Pappas and Steve Tzolis. Both named Steve, we've heard, because they sprang from the fetid belly of Kali, known for her incredible destructive force but not her aptitude with words. The outposts in their evil empire include Il Cantonri, Periyali, and Tzolis catering. We suspect they have sent several of their dark emissaries to check up on us, but we have outwitted them every time. In response, we have offered nothing but love; organizing a blow-out sale on both books and limited editions.

For more on the history, read down. For more in the future, check back and check back often.

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