now *this* is a book review! three lines about a forthcoming book amidst death, delerium, and a mobby cross dressing pipe cleaner!

Chris is an affable nutter who makes Sebastian Junger look like a twinkie in a tutu at a tea party. That may be a little alliteratively excessive, but what's not in today's journo crack den of entertainment trafficking! Here, have some more pipeline stuffer!